I live in a alternative universe where instead of guys asking for my number they ask for my battle tag.
I just went from playing WoW for like a month straight barely talking to anyone to being hit on for a solid 5 hours straight and by the end I couldn’t look at anyone and legit just wanted to cry
These are the absolute best!
*ugly, repulsive laughter*
There is a group of people in this town that are massive fans of my hair and come into my work and buy things to talk to me about it. One girl said she went to the hairdressers 4 times to get it like mine. COOOL.
An ionized gas region located in the constellation Cepheus about 2,400 light years away from Earth; it is commonly called the Elephant’s Trunk nebula because of its appearance at visible light wavelengths, where there is a dark patch with a bright, sinuous rim. [image via]
Strangulation: Surprise neck hugs
Stabbing: Chest-based metal contribution
Beating to death: All-over fist bumps
Death by chainsaw: Cosmetic torso re-arrangements
Drowning: Extreme baths
Burning alive: Emergency heat increases
Shooting: 9mm face presents
Cannibalism: Anatomical appropriation
Skinning: ultra-close shaving
Decapitation: long-term height adjustment
So, I’m brushing my teeth while wearing my super awesome NASA shirt when I suddenly noticed something.
YOU CLEVER BASTARDS.
Seriously, how have I reached the age of 23 without noticing this??
It’s even more obvious in other versions of the Starfleet logo.
I mean, damn.
Please tell me I wasn’t the only one.
What if we are the alternate universe, though. Where we got NASA instead of starfleet. We were a could-have-been.
No, NASA becomes Starfleet.
And by the renaming of NASA to Starfleet it gets much better public attention and begins to get the funding it deserves!